Dear Evolution

Why don’t thoughts structure themselves completely on their own? Nature had so much time (how many billion years?) to perfect our evolutionary process, why would she leave that crucial crucial detail out of the equation?

Just imagine: you think “blue” and in an instant, you have all the associations with that concept in a neat exel-document, ordered by relevance and frequency of use. Now imagine the same thing with a concept like “climate”. You have to admit, its in nature’s own best interest to get our brains a little more organized.

We should write a petition:

Dear evolution,

we know you are very busy with whatever you are doing. We have one small request. In the near future, could you, if in any way possible, focus some of your mutation-potential on the efficiency of our minds? And while you’re at it, please get rid of stupidity and bad breath.

Thanks,

yours truly,

humanity.