Pink Clouds of scholarly Chili Chocolate

Who ever invented the idea of published scholarship? For the most part it merely seems to be a way of letting egocentric book-worms and know-it-alls publish their rants and pseudo-intellectual brain-farts. Not to mention the torture potential on frustrated students who are leafing through all of this because their profs cleverly hide it under the pseudonym of 'secondary literature'.
Another thing that stinks about this is how the titles of these 'scholarly articles' always sound so promising. The actual articles are of course utter nonsense. Its like a trap. How could you NOT read something called "Nonsubtantial Individuals"? Or even better "The Meaning of All". The tiny voice in the back of your head, warning you not to get too excited, its probably garbage like all the rest, is quickly silenced. The title is just too good! Waahhhhh! So you read it. And you get brainwashed and end up dumber than before. And this, my child, is what we call scholarship.

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Chili Chocolate is The Best. Ever since the doctors stuffed my mouth with ultra-high-spice-degree chili peppers each time Fritz came to visit, my taste budds seem to like some adventure. The degree to which chili and chocolate melt together! And yet the taste of one always preceeding the other (first chocolate then chili)... oh, the thrill!

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I have decided to finally give air to my long since entertained and uncompromisable opinion, that the english language should start spelling their nouns with higher case letters. It would pay these words the respect that they deserve. A castle simply is not the same as a Castle.

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People, especially large crowds of people still piss me off. Aka, stay away from me!
PS: ....its nothing personal...

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Please tell the newsperson in the radio that spreading 'facts' like "The ash-cloud will prevent Europe from having an actual summer" ARE POTENTIALLY DETRIMENTAL TO PEOPLE WITH TENDER SOULS! Just, keep it to yourself and let us Europeans stay in our tiny pink cloud of oblivion and bliss... thanks.


Go hunt!
-Caro